Mrs tour guide checking to see if everything will fit.
Hey tour guide, will all this fit in the jeep? KW, who's packing? Oh yeah, Mrs tour guide, it will fit.

Why are we leaving at zero dark thirty? KW, it's 04:30, get in your seat, buckle up, it's a 12 hour drive to the cruise talkers house.

Wow CJ, we get a front row seat.

Mrs. tour guide driving first. She drives fast, it shouldn't take 12 hour to get there. Hey wait, where is there anyway? Augusta Georgia.

Tour guides turn to drive and just in time. Mrs. tour guide is asleep.
Why are we leaving at zero dark thirty? KW, it's 04:30, get in your seat, buckle up, it's a 12 hour drive to the cruise talkers house.
Wow CJ, we get a front row seat.
Mrs. tour guide driving first. She drives fast, it shouldn't take 12 hour to get there. Hey wait, where is there anyway? Augusta Georgia.
Tour guides turn to drive and just in time. Mrs. tour guide is asleep.
Look at all these billboards. Some guy named Pedro must own them all.
Hey tour guide, we are coming into South Carolina. Next stop Augusta Georgia.
Hey tour guide, who is this lady taking an usie with us? Where did she come from? KW, she is Mr. and Mrs. tour guide's neice.
CJ look, it's the tour guide and his brother the cruise talker.
Oh wow, look, the cruise talker has a swimming pool. KW, we did not pack swimsuits. Hey, no problem, i'll just skinny dip.
PS.
Aunt Maudie was the tour guide and cruise talker's aunt. She always cleaned house when someone was coming to visit.
TTFN:
KW and CJ, welcome to Augusta. And don't believe everything Tour Guide tells you about when we were younger.
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