KW & CJ finally arrive in Ohau

Hey CJ, look who it is. It's Mr. and Mrs. tour guide. Oh yeah, I remember them. They take us on trips all over the country. We have been to 49 states with one to go, Hawaii. 

They decided to fly and packed too much so there was no room on the plane for us. Hey CJ, I wonder why we couldn't have taken the jeep?  KW, there are no bridges to Hawaii. Oh yeah, I knew that. 

Now that we are finally at our condo, may I continue Tour guide? Yes KW, please do continue. I'm interested in knowing how you got here and why your looks have changed. 

Oh yeah, first of all we only brought one bag between the two of us. Maybe Mrs tour guide could takes notes. 

Ok KW, go ahead and tell us how you got here. Tour guide, sit back and relax and be prepared to be shocked and amazed. 

Let the story begin. We were told of a Super Hero named Chickenmannnn, He's everywhere, He's everywhere. Well that's what we were told. 

Not this guy. 

This guy. 

We were instructed to go to a shoe store in downtown Midland City, and ask for the shoe salesman Benton Harbor.

Now this is where it gets interesting. KW, you are spinning a tall tale. Your imagination runs wild all the time. Ok, Tour guide let me finish. Mr. Harbor, alias Chickenman (we did not know this yet) goes back in the back of the shoe store and brings out a brief case. He said he would meet us at the Naval Air Station. He told us to find Navy Chief (name with held to protect his identity), when we got there, we found the chief, who escorted us to a Navy transport leaving for Honolulu. 

Now it gets really interesting. When we got on board Mr. Harbor was already onboard with the briefcase. He opened it up and took out what he called his Gestunkana Ray Gun. The next thing we heard was, buck-buck-buck-Buuuuck and the Chickenman appears. 

He explained it would not hurt and it would only geshtunkana us for 24 hours. Well, it's been much longer than 24 hours, and we have not un-geshtunkana, and we can't locate Mr. Harbor or the Chickenman. 

Hey KW, I thought he was Everywhere, Everywhere. Tour guide that's not funny. We need your help. Ok KW,  I'll call the Cruise talker. He is a close friend of the Police Commissioner's Secretary, Miss Helfinger. 

Stay tuned Blog fan's for the next installment of this exciting story. 

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