Come on KW wake up so we can have breakfast and get on the road. Come on man, the sun is not even up yet. Just get out of bed and get in the shower. Ok, I'll meet you down stairs, save me a seat. Hey tour guide we are buckled up and ready to roll. Where to today tour guide? KW, we are stopping in Knoxville Tn. We will be making stops at a few antique malls. Oh no, not those old people stores where you buy old stuff again. I thought you would have had enough of them last year. KW, Mrs tour guide likes them, so you like them. Hey tour guide, isn't Bristol Motor Speedway on the way to Knoxville? Yes it is, why? They are racing there today, so why don't we stop and watch the race. KW, are you sure they are racing there today? Oh yeah, I checked my Nascar app. Ok we will stop. Mrs tour guide will love it. So tour guide, where are these new "Helpers" you were telling us about? They are still working on transport. Oh, I hope they are not that Suffering Succotash Cat and that annoying I twat I taw a Puddy tat yellow bird. I guess you will just have to wait and see.
So KW, where are all the cars? I checked the Nascar App also. They raced here last weekend. Mrs tour guides driver, Kyle Busch won the race. Well its an honest mistake. Sure wish we could get in.
Ok, lets get something to eat. Where to tour guide? We are going to Cootie Brown's. Wait, I do not have cooties. KW, its a restaurant. Oh ok, lets eat.
Wow, good call tour guide. This is a lot of good food.
As the sun sets over Knoxville, KW, CJ, and the tour guides bid you good night.
TTFN:
So, KW you are off again, following the setting sun and more Old People Stores. Old People Stores are plenty fun. You, too, will be old some day. Tell Tour Guide and Mrs. Tour Guide I heard from Michael in England. He called his letter Son of Travels and Tribulations. They will see Stonehenge today. Now that's old. What was all that food you had at Cootie's place? Looked good. Travel safe!
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