Here we are KW at the Best Western Ramkota. The Ramwata? Oh no we aren’t staying here. Look at that building. Tour guide, we are not staying. Don't even stop, keep going.

KW, you are such a wuss. That's an old hotel being torn down. This is our hotel. Well, it's not in the IHG group. But I guess it's just for one night. OK, but can you try not do this again. Well, KW you can start making the reservations as we travel.

KW, you are such a wuss. That's an old hotel being torn down. This is our hotel. Well, it's not in the IHG group. But I guess it's just for one night. OK, but can you try not do this again. Well, KW you can start making the reservations as we travel.
Tour guide look at this bed. It’s hard as a board. It’s not a King sized bed. Oh man how will we survive here. It's just not a bed from the IHG group of hotels. They use new King size beds with soft pillows and a wonderful pillow top. KW, you sound like a walking ad for them. Hey, maybe they could pay me.
Tour guide will you tell LH to stop sticking his horn in my ear. I tried to tell you this bed was way too small. It's way to hard. But no, you said it would be ok for tonight. Well, if it's ok then he can sleep with you.
Tour guide, we are not staying here. Don’t even bother to unpack. We will just sleep in the car tonight. I saw a Walmart across the street. It’s free and it’s a 24 hour store so we can use the bathroom. We will just wash with paper towels and hand soap in the morning.
KW, lets go play some golf at the Pirates Cove. Oh cool, golf is my game. Hey Tour guide I'll give you 2 strokes a hole. We can play for money. No wait, I don't have any money. I can't even pick it up, I have no thumbs.
Yo Ho Ho Tour guide, Is it my turn yet? Let me finish putting first.
Hey Mrs. Tour guide, you just got a hole-in-one. Great shot.
Hey CJ, LH look in there. Yikes, guess I had better tone it down a notch or I may just end up in there too.
Time to eat supper at Millstone. They have great bison burgers.
Hey tour guide, what is this? Is this coconut cream pie.
Oh yeah, it's coconut cream pie all right. Yum.
Hey Tour guide, I'll take you up on helping you make the next reservation. Where is Neb Colo? Let me see the map KW. Oh great, you are a big help. You are looking at two states abbreviations. Neb is Nebraska and Colo is Colorado. Oh ok, I've never really read a map before.
TTFN:
Great blog KW one of your best.
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